Custard: Cream Cheese

Ingredients

I1:šŸ„›640g cream cheese
I2:šŸ„›1.75 cups heavy cream
I3:šŸ’§Water to 6 cups
I4:šŸ„›470g sugar (or whatever sugar is in the cream cheese subtracted from 480)
I5:🄚12 egg yolks
I6:šŸ§‚Ā½ tsp salt
I7:🌟graham cracker crumble

Instructions

Step 1:Blend
↖I1: šŸ„› 640g cream cheese
↖I2: šŸ„› 1.75 cups heavy cream
↖I3: šŸ’§ Water to 6 cups
↖I4: šŸ„› 470g sugar (or whatever sugar is in the cream cheese subtracted from 480)
↖I5: 🄚 12 egg yolks
↖I6: šŸ§‚ ½ tsp salt
Step 2:Steep
Step 3:Churn
Step 4:Fold in mix-ins

Result:

Good.

Variant 1 was something I got from chatGPT. It gave something that worked, kind of, but not something I was happy with. It was too firm, and needed time to rest out of the freezer before you could serve it. The recipe above is much better, so I’m not going to dig for the first attempt.

Note:

The above makes 2 quarts, not one. I was trying to put in as much fat as possible via the cream cheese to maximize cream chees flavor. I had two containers of soft spreadable light cream cheese from trader joe's. That gave me about 50g fat per 340g. I used two containers trying to get to 120g of fat, but by then I had hit my volume limit for a quart. I ended up using the standard custard ice cream recipe to build my way out to 2 quarts of ice cream. The result ended up being something with a good softness.

If you want a lemon cheesecake, grate the zest of 8 lemons and blend that into the sugar.


Raw recipe file

## Variant 2 (4/23/26):

I1: 640g cream cheese
I2: 1.75 cups heavy cream
I3: Water to 6 cups
I4: 470g sugar (or whatever sugar is in the cream cheese subtracted from 480)
I5: 12 egg yolks
I6: ½ tsp salt
I7: graham cracker crumble

I(1-6)
O1: Blend
O2: Steep
O3: Churn
O4: Fold in mix-ins

### Result:

Good.

Variant 1 was something I got from chatGPT. It gave something that worked, kind of, but not something I was happy with. It was too firm, and needed time to rest out of the freezer before you could serve it. The recipe above is much better, so I’m not going to dig for the first attempt.

### Note:

The above makes 2 quarts, not one. I was trying to put in as much fat as possible via the cream cheese to maximize cream chees flavor. I had two containers of soft spreadable light cream cheese from trader joe's. That gave me about 50g fat per 340g. I used two containers trying to get to 120g of fat, but by then I had hit my volume limit for a quart. I ended up using the standard custard ice cream recipe to build my way out to 2 quarts of ice cream. The result ended up being something with a good softness.

If you want a lemon cheesecake, grate the zest of 8 lemons and blend that into the sugar.